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100+ Christmas Status | Best Christmas Wishes

Best Christmas Wishes 2016

Today we are sharing with you 100+ Christmas Status for you to share and enjoy with your family on the very beautiful day on earth which Christmas.

These Christmas status are so unique and adorable that your loved ones, family and friends are surely going to enjoy. Stay tuned for more updates and more statuses.

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

Christmas day is celebrated on December 25 worldwide as a religious and cultural celebration by billions of people around world. It is now celebrated in every country in the world by Christian or Non-Christian people.

We have shared the best collection of Christmas status you can enjoy.

100+ Christmas Status | Best Christmas Wishes 2016

1.. ) You’re my guiding star so I’ll follow you everywhere this Christmas.

2.. ) We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

3.. ) Microsoft has Windows, but Santa has Chimneys.

4.. ) Santa, you either take my name off the Naughty list, or I show Mrs. Claus those pictures of you with that little blonde elf that works in the Doll department! Christmas Status

5.. ) Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. WhatsApp Me.

6.. ) May your life be filled with joy and happiness

7.. ) I believe in the magic of Christmas

8.. ) Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.

9.. ) I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.

10.. ) Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

11.. ) My Christmas Wish List: LOVE, GOOD HEALTH AND HAPPINESS. . . but I’ll settle for good kids, a clean house and someone to cook me dinner. . .

12.. ) I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

13.. ) The only complaint that most shoppers have during Christmas is one of long standing.

14.. ) Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.

15.. ) May the season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.

16.. ) The Christmas in your heart spreads the feeling of Christmas in the air.

17.. ) Celebrations won’t be the same if i will not celebrate it with you. you give meaning to my life.

18.. ) This Christmas spread your fragrance, wear a nice perfume.

19.. ) Dear Santa, I don’t want much this year, all I want is for the person reading this to be in my life forever… And that they want me in their lives too.

20.. ) Christmas is more than just presents, Its love and harmony.

21.. ) We wish you all a very merry Christmas and a piece filled new year.

22.. ) Why does the government tell us not to say “Christmas” to keep from offending anyone, but we have to “push 1 for English” just to use the phone?

23.. ) I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

24.. ) Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

25.. ) Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

26.. ) A little smile, a word of cheer, a bit of love from someone near, a little gift from one held dear, best wishes for the coming year. these make a merry christmas!

27.. ) Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

28.. ) I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

29.. ) A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa: send me your mother!

30.. ) Christmas began in the heart of God. It is complete only when it reaches the heart of man.

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

31.. ) Just as a new bloom spreads fragrance and freshness around… may the New Year add a new beauty and freshness into your life

32.. ) May all the sweet magic of christmas conspire to gladden your hearts and fill every desi

33.. ) Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

34.. ) May the light of love shine upon you,and may your life be filled with blessing in this Christmas season.

35.. ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

36.. ) I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

37.. ) We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

38.. ) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …

39.. ) A Christmas prayer~ Jesus, thanks for being born and dying on the cross for the sins of the world. May we never forget the reason for the season!!!

40.. ) Your are on our list for a Christmas wish.

41.. ) Ow, the weather outside is frightful, but no school would be delightfu. And since I don’t want to go, Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

42.. ) I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.Christmas Status

43.. ) Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

44.. ) May you have mirth and merriment this Christmas.

45.. ) After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.

46.. ) Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.Christmas Status

47.. ) Well Christmas is almost here, so Santa I’m just gonna come right out and say it – I have been naughty but I’m very good at it, so umm does that count? ?

48.. ) How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

49.. ) A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.

50.. ) Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It is not about gifts, but rather the love for your family and friends, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

51.. ) if i could have a christmas wish come true i will wish to be with you forever!

52.. ) And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –

53.. ) Ti’s the season to be eating- fa la la la la.. on my diet I am cheating- fa la la la la..

54.. ) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

55.. ) Warm wishes from our house to yours.

56.. ) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..(more whatsapp quotes)

57.. ) I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.

58.. ) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

59.. ) Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin

60.. ) Too busy to update a status. 0_o

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

61.. ) To all my friends and loved ones, Wishing you all a very special Christmas. No presents needed, your presence in my life is enough. LOVE YOU ALL HEAPS XX-XXX

62.. ) Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

63.. ) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

64.. ) You can only believe in Santa if the kid inside you is alive.

65.. ) The difference between snowmen and snowwomen are snowballs.

66.. ) Peace, good will and happiness for you at Christmas and always.

67.. ) Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

68.. ) Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

69.. ) It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

70.. ) A hug is the perfect Christmas gift- one size fits all and it’s easily returned!

71.. ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

72.. ) Dear Santa all i want for Christmas is to hear my mothers voice, to feel her love, and have her arms around me. but i will settle for her to keep watch over us.

73.. ) Merry Christmas everyone. I hope that your stockings are filled with thrills, your glasses are never empty and that your mistletoe gets plenty of use

74.. ) I wish i could trade my heart for another liver … that i can drink more and care less.

75.. ) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

76.. ) Christmas is love come down to earth, a gift of infinite worth.

77.. ) The best part about Christmas is seeing it through the eyes of your children.

78.. ) This Christmas don’t gift me with a present, give me your presence.

79.. ) I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.

80.. ) and I hope the new year will bring you many days of happiness.

81.. ) One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature ? ?

82.. ) Everyone thinks of God as a man – you can’t help it – Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.

83.. ) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

84.. ) The best thing I remember about Christmas is my childhood.

85.. ) Greeting you warmly with a wish that’s sincere for a healthy happy and wonderful days.

86.. ) Lets welcome this new year with smiles on our faces and hopes in your heart for the best. wish u a very happy new year!

87.. ) If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

88.. ) The moment the New Year party ends, it’s a nightmare.

89.. ) Who doesn’t like Christmas? A Turkey.

90.. ) I am dreaming of white christmas, with every christmas card i write, may your days be merry and bright, and may all your christmases be white. happy christmas

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

91.. ) Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

92.. ) If we keep Christ in our heart, Christmas has no end.

93.. ) Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

94.. ) Dear Santa, I have tried, honestly I have, but you know, that nice list just isn’t as much fun as the naughty list is…

95.. ) Step into a new year and kick your troubles out of the window.

96.. ) Cause it’s you and me and all of the people and i don’t know why i can’t keep my eyes off of you.

97.. ) Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

98.. ) Waiting for wi-fi network.

99.. ) I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.

100.. ) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

101.. ) There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

102.. ) All the worry and stress of Christmas goes when you see the look of happiness on your child’s face Christmas morning, and that’s better than any gift

103.. ) That disappointing moment when you realise Santa has the same wrapping paper and handwriting as your parents.

104.. ) Christmas is just like WhatsApp. It brings you closer to me.

105.. ) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

106.. ) I hope you know how much i value your friendship.

107.. ) Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.

108.. ) May God Bless you with joy, peace and love on this christmas.

109.. ) Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory

110.. ) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

111.. ) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

112.. ) I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

113.. ) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

114.. ) To your enemy, forgiveness. to an opponent, tolerance. to a friend, your heart. to a customer, service. to all, charity. to every child, a good example. to yourself, respect.

115.. ) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

116.. ) God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is ‘sposed to be a happy time.

117.. ) At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special

118.. ) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

119.. ) Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful

120.. ) A new year is like a blank book. the pen is in your hands. it is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Best Christmas Wishes 2016

121.. ) The things you take for granted someone else is praying for.

122.. ) Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u

123.. ) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

124.. ) Whattsapp status is loading…

125.. ) Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

126.. ) I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

127.. ) Me putting up with you is your christmas present.

128.. ) Take Life, one cup at a time!

129.. ) May your dreams blossom and make you happy in many ways. have a wonderful new year! merry christmas.

130.. ) People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise. Christmas Status


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