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100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

Today we are sharing the most amazing and fantastic list of latest whatsapp status quotes in English so you can pick the most wonderful status to share with your friends and family.

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English 2016

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

Sometimes we need fresh and unique latest whatsapp statues quotes that we want to share with our family and friends. Life has become too short and busy but keeping in touch with our beloved has been a necessary to keep our mind fresh and live a happy life.

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

1.. ) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

2.. ) Yeah youu ,the one reading my status..Get Lost. …..more cool whatsapp status

3.. ) Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

4.. ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p

5.. ) Too busy to update a status. 0_o

6.. ) This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

7.. ) When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity……Albert Einstein .

8.. ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

9.. ) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

10.. ) I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa.

11.. ) Whattsapp status is loading.

12.. ) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

13.. ) I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

14.. ) Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

15.. ) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

16.. ) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …

17.. ) Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

18.. ) Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

19.. ) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….

20.. ) Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

21.. ) I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…

22.. ) You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. ……..(click for more Attitude status)

23.. ) I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

24.. ) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

25.. ) Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

26.. ) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

27.. ) Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

28.. ) Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

29.. ) Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

30.. ) Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English 2016

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

31.. ) I am not questioning your honor. I am denying its existence.

32.. ) At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food ? ?

33.. ) I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

34.. ) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

35.. ) I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

36.. ) A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

37.. ) I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.

38.. ) It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

39.. ) I will be back before you.

40.. ) Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

41.. ) Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

42.. ) I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

43.. ) Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

44.. ) I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

45.. ) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

46.. ) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

47.. ) When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

48.. ) Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

49.. ) Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

50.. ) Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett

51.. ) Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

52.. ) Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

53.. ) I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

54.. ) Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!

55.. ) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

56.. ) Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

57.. ) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

58.. ) My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

59.. ) Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

60.. ) I’m cool but global warming made me hot

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English 2016

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

61.. ) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

62.. ) Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

63.. ) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

64.. ) Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)

65.. ) Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

66.. ) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

67.. ) If I had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],I would shoot you twice.

68.. ) battery about to die.

69.. ) We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

70.. ) formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

71.. ) 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)

72.. ) apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)

73.. ) I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

74.. ) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

75.. ) I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

76.. ) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

77.. ) Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)

78.. ) Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

79.. ) When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

80.. ) I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

81.. ) I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

82.. ) I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

83.. ) People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

84.. ) Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

85.. ) Don’t forget to visit Sad & Heart Touching Whatsapp Status Quotes in English as well.

86.. ) It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

87.. ) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

88.. ) I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

89.. ) I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

90.. ) Good morning…let the stress begin

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English 2016

100+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

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91.. ) Without me its just awesome .

92.. ) Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

93.. ) They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

94.. ) I wish i could trade my heart for another liver … that i can drink more and care less

95.. ) When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

96.. ) Status Unavailable, please try and reload again.

97.. ) Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

98.. ) I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.

99.. ) I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.

100.. ) Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)

101.. ) I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

102.. ) The best way to predict your future is to create it.

103.. ) A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

104.. ) It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!

105.. ) I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

106.. ) Be smarter than your smartphone

107.. ) I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”.

108.. ) Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!

109.. ) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

110.. ) Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

111.. ) Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

112.. ) Down to earth but still above you all.

113.. ) THINK – It’s not illegal yet

114.. ) I love to work for my dreams rather than someone else.

115.. ) I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying

116.. ) I don’t need therapy, I need a hug

117.. ) Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.

118.. ) You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

119.. ) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

120.. ) Ability to take failures makes you successful.

121.. ) Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

122.. ) When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition ?

123.. ) I like cars with edges and women with curves

124.. ) I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.

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